Postcards from Maitland

Dear All,
Wish you were here to share the pain.

Nothing says "Quality" like a half melted bin in a car park filled with a river of fat & grease!

Come dine in our fine restaurants

Meet quality Tramps & Emo-kind

I'll be sure to make you sit through a 4 hour slide show of every meal I've ever eaten when I return! SEE YOU SOON.
XOX

Club Phail

... and we're back! Another beautifully freezing winter that looks like the middle of the bloody summer & makes me feel like I'm ten years old. I would say that it's just another afternoon where too much sport is barely enough, but you know that I'd be lying. Yeah kids, I'm talking about that sheer, mind numbing boredom that sets in over the holidays! I think that HAL said it best with:"My mind is going, I can feel it". But enough musing for a bruising, time to see what I've found!
I was on the farcebook the other day, and saw an ad that was both tasteful & inspired! See the fruitful products of the young advertising gurus in their full splendor!

... and now you know why I use Ad Blocking. Alot. So much that I'd forgotten the internet HAD ads. What a blissful existence!
But, back in REALITY, I found out that the forum was an untapped gold mine. A gold mine of... HAIR

Also, there were the necessary signs of failure in the vicinity, as this blog runs on the power of PHAIL

I'll return when I don't need to rush off and buy petrol! YIPPEE FOR CRUDE!